I am a simple man.

As someone on the heavier end of the spectrum, fast food is my jam. While nothing beats a burger I take the time to make at home, sometimes, you want something fast, convenient, and consistent. While that is fundamentally the premise of fast food, McDonald’s just nails it insanely well.

A Big Mac is a Big Mac, whether you get it in Washington or in Rhode Island. I hear Japan is different, but their entire shtick is being different (and usually good different), so they don’t count.